Everyone has something they need objective advice about. I seem to be good at giving it for some reason...

In the meantime, here are some personal insights to start things off:
- The longer you stay up, the more senior year you get.
- There are no supposed to's in adult life. Stop worrying about who you're supposed to be according to the expecations of others, and start worrying about who you actually are.
- No matter how much you want people to do what you want them to do, they are going to do whatever the fuck they want to do. The less this bothers you, the easier your life will be.
- No one's having fun during a hand job.